She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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