Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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