What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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