hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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