You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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