I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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