i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
