Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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