I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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