i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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