well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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