He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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