Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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