Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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