Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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