That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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