idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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