Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
a search helicopter?!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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