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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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