oh god the rape fog is back!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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