He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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