Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
so much tequila, so little girl.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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