i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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