I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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