when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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