"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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