This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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