When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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