If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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