Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
