Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
how can u be prego again
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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