"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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