Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize