You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just had sex on a roof
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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