Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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