i think i have two assholes
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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