put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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