I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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