They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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