Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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