But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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