That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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