Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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