She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have aggressive nipples.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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