Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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