I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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