Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Randomize
