But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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