Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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