I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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