My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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