ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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