How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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