Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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