There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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