I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
whose ass print is on the piano?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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