why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Pooping to opera.
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