normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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